Tuesday, 22 November 2016

Eggciting tricks

Here are a few egg tricks to go with Kevin's egg tricks.

Why did the egg cross the road?
To get to the shell station.

What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
New Yolk City!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!

Why can’t you tease egg whites?
They can’t take a yolk.

At a party, a magician was producing egg after egg from a little boy’s ear.
“There!” he said proudly. “I bet your Mum can’t produce eggs without hens, can she?”
“Oh yes, she can,” said the boy. “She keeps ducks.”

What happens if you play table tennis with a bad egg?
It goes ping, then it goes pong.

Did you hear about the wizard who turned his friend into an egg?
He kept trying to poach his ideas.

What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
An eggs-plorer!

What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!

What day of the week do chickens hate the most?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan!

Why did the chicken cross the internet?To get to the other site!

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